"I love you."
“What if I got a bowl cut”
"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything
that’s what the government wants you to think
Hey guys think if all girls would give you blowjobs and have sex with you and stop right before you came do you know how shitty that would be because that’s what you do to us 90% of the time step up your fucking GAME
MY GF JUST REBLOGGED THIS IS MY LIFE A JOKE??????????????